About Disaster
So, those of you who live in San Diego, may have
noticed the gigantic "inflata-world" that was erected in Mission Valley. For
those of you unfamiliar with the concept, it is basically a huge orgy of moon
bounces that you pay an admission to bounce, slide, and likely injure yourself
on all the moon bounces imaginable. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good moon
bounce as much as the next kid, after all, I go to UCSD where they find a way to
incorporate them into ANY school function. I have several gripes with THIS
particular inflata-world. Besides the fact that it was the ugliest thing to
drive by on a daily basis, one moon bounce that sat right on the corer made me
particularly disturbed. No, it wasn't the tiger that had its mouth stretched open that
kids would go charging into, it was this.
Thats right kids, you too can re-live the final terrorizing moments of the Titanic victims and slide down the deck of a capsizing Titanic! The best part, is the opposing glacier that you can slide down on the other side! Weeeeeee! Okay, now I am not one to be over sensitive but does this strike anyone else as a bit. . . . distasteful? Don't worry, in case there is any question of which capsizing ship this is, it's written on the back. After talking it over with my accountants, we decided that it's a good idea to get in on this trend sooner rather than later, so we are going into production on two great new products. First, a movie in which two people find true love on the 112th floor of the World Trade Center on the morning of September 11th. Then! once this movie is a summer hit, I will construct a giant inflatable WTC, which you jump from, and fall into a giant airbag that looks like rubble and twisted metal. Kids are gonna LOVE THIS.
-webpablo out!
Thats right kids, you too can re-live the final terrorizing moments of the Titanic victims and slide down the deck of a capsizing Titanic! The best part, is the opposing glacier that you can slide down on the other side! Weeeeeee! Okay, now I am not one to be over sensitive but does this strike anyone else as a bit. . . . distasteful? Don't worry, in case there is any question of which capsizing ship this is, it's written on the back. After talking it over with my accountants, we decided that it's a good idea to get in on this trend sooner rather than later, so we are going into production on two great new products. First, a movie in which two people find true love on the 112th floor of the World Trade Center on the morning of September 11th. Then! once this movie is a summer hit, I will construct a giant inflatable WTC, which you jump from, and fall into a giant airbag that looks like rubble and twisted metal. Kids are gonna LOVE THIS.
-webpablo out!
About Disaster
Posted: Thursday - September 08, 2005 at 09:58 AM |