About Breaking the Seal
So. . . here we are again huh. Yeah, you guys
look good. Look, I know I haven't written. Its just. . . no, no its not like
that, there's no other readers I swear. You have to believe me! I missed you
guys too. . .shhh, don't speak. Lets just, pretend that nasty little break never
happened.
So, the other evening The Monster® and I were going to sleep. We had something for dinner that didn't agree with by G.I very well, and lets just say I let go a "not so pleasant" odor. (Oh don't act like you don't do it). She of course, got all upset and I was forced to remind her that it was SHE that broke the seal on the relationship. Let me paint you a little picture shall I? Seeing as how ¡webpablo! came out AFTER the Rock & Roll marathon of 05'.
You see, when a relationship starts off, in most cases, things like, taking a poop, and farting are all still very taboo. When you're on an early date, it's just one of those weird things that you don't want to have to bring to light, yes, we all poop, but no one wants to think of someone else pooping right before dinner. In any event, lets get on with the tale. So as some of you may remember last January, The Don, The Monster®, my parents, and myself all drove to Arizona for the Rock & Roll Marathon. Well, the drive up was very rainy and the heater was on, you know, because it was cold. I was in the back seat, watching some episodes of Chappelle while RM® and The Don were in the front. Next thing we know, an odor fills the car, the likes of which I cannot explain to you my dear readers and friends. In much the same way as a mystical experience, the sensations cannot be put into words. A little known factoid for you all, THIS was one of the moments that coined The Monster® nickname. Of course since it was raining outside we had a choice, sit in the hot, heater circulating stew, or crack a window and get wet. We went for the windows. And so it was boys and girls, that the seal was broken on the fabled relationship between a Regina Monster® and one ¡webpablo! Feel free to share your seal breaking stories in the comments section. If you are perhaps in a sealed relationship, I encourage you to break it in a place where escape is possible, just in case it causes your significant other to see god.
-webpablo out!
This photo was taken moments after the break. (1/8/2005, 9:59am)
So, the other evening The Monster® and I were going to sleep. We had something for dinner that didn't agree with by G.I very well, and lets just say I let go a "not so pleasant" odor. (Oh don't act like you don't do it). She of course, got all upset and I was forced to remind her that it was SHE that broke the seal on the relationship. Let me paint you a little picture shall I? Seeing as how ¡webpablo! came out AFTER the Rock & Roll marathon of 05'.
You see, when a relationship starts off, in most cases, things like, taking a poop, and farting are all still very taboo. When you're on an early date, it's just one of those weird things that you don't want to have to bring to light, yes, we all poop, but no one wants to think of someone else pooping right before dinner. In any event, lets get on with the tale. So as some of you may remember last January, The Don, The Monster®, my parents, and myself all drove to Arizona for the Rock & Roll Marathon. Well, the drive up was very rainy and the heater was on, you know, because it was cold. I was in the back seat, watching some episodes of Chappelle while RM® and The Don were in the front. Next thing we know, an odor fills the car, the likes of which I cannot explain to you my dear readers and friends. In much the same way as a mystical experience, the sensations cannot be put into words. A little known factoid for you all, THIS was one of the moments that coined The Monster® nickname. Of course since it was raining outside we had a choice, sit in the hot, heater circulating stew, or crack a window and get wet. We went for the windows. And so it was boys and girls, that the seal was broken on the fabled relationship between a Regina Monster® and one ¡webpablo! Feel free to share your seal breaking stories in the comments section. If you are perhaps in a sealed relationship, I encourage you to break it in a place where escape is possible, just in case it causes your significant other to see god.
-webpablo out!
This photo was taken moments after the break. (1/8/2005, 9:59am)
About Breaking the Seal
Posted: Tuesday - February 07, 2006 at 09:43 AM |