About the Vortex
Okay, so I have a really good reason for not
writing sooner, I just can't tell you at this point in time. But, I have been
meaning to post about the cosmic anomaly that is my belly button for quite some
time now. Given that I have not posted on anything personal lately, I will grace
you with the knowledge of the inner workings of my former feeding tube. It would
seem that no matter what shirt I wear, at the end of the day, there is a
substantial wad of lint in my belly button. Now this in and of itself isn't what
makes my navel a cosmic abnormality, in so much as the form of said lint. Regina
has affectionately named the product of my navel, "the vortex." The reason for
this name is that the lint always comes out in a tightly wound cotton-candy like
spiral. And here is the kicker, the spiral is always formed (much like
cotton-candy) around a single solitary hair. Yes, I know, it sounds gross, but
for some reason it is the highlight of Regina Monsters® day to dig out the
vortex and marvel at it's cosmic glory. Now, I know I am not the only one out
there with this cosmic force. Lets hear
yours.
About the Vortex
Posted: Saturday - May 27, 2006 at 10:17 PM |