About Sacrificing to the Monster
So in case the suspense is killing you all, after
much deliberation and twelve contractual drafts later, the Regina Monster®
and webpablo have come to the understanding that we love each other and will
remain together under the current terms.
#1 The Regina Monster® will not be held responsible for the destruction of anything. AKA the "Yo Soy Inocente" Clause.
#2 webpablo will not be responsible for his uncontrollable flatulence
#3 webpablo must make regular sacrifices to the Regina Monster® in order to keep her primal instincts honed. (We don't want her to forget how to suck the head off of a chicken now do we?)
#4 The Regina Monster® must TRY all I ask is that she TRY, to think before she touches anything that might burn, cut, smash, disfigure, maim, or otherwise cause harm to myself or anything I hold dear.
#5 In the event that rule number 4 is unsuccessful, please refer to rule #1.
I thank you all for for your kind wishes and feedback. I leave you now with the initial sacrifice given to the Monster® this weekend in Mexico.
mmmm Lobster and Crab
-webpablo out.
#1 The Regina Monster® will not be held responsible for the destruction of anything. AKA the "Yo Soy Inocente" Clause.
#2 webpablo will not be responsible for his uncontrollable flatulence
#3 webpablo must make regular sacrifices to the Regina Monster® in order to keep her primal instincts honed. (We don't want her to forget how to suck the head off of a chicken now do we?)
#4 The Regina Monster® must TRY all I ask is that she TRY, to think before she touches anything that might burn, cut, smash, disfigure, maim, or otherwise cause harm to myself or anything I hold dear.
#5 In the event that rule number 4 is unsuccessful, please refer to rule #1.
I thank you all for for your kind wishes and feedback. I leave you now with the initial sacrifice given to the Monster® this weekend in Mexico.
mmmm Lobster and Crab
-webpablo out.
About Sacrificing to the Monster
Posted: Monday - September 19, 2005 at 10:34 PM |