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This man wants to cut your roast beef, and he DOESN'T want to wash his hands.
Allow me to explain. Saturday I helped shoot a wedding for a family friend. At the reception, I made a trip to the little boys room where I noticed an apron hanging on the door of one of the stalls. Thinking little of it, I went about my wee. To my dismay, the gentleman (clearly dressed to work in food service), walked out of the stall, passed the sink, and out the door. Yes, there was an episode of Seinfeld that dealt with this very issue. Now we all know how disgusting it is for ANYONE to leave the bathroom without washing their hands. It is worse, yet, when it is in a stall, because unless he was peeing sitting down, we know there was wiping involved. Worse yet still! HE WAS SERVING OUR FOOD! Now, worry not my appetite-ruined friends. Upon finding this out, my tact-impaired mother sprang to action, and informed the cousin of the bride (her friend) of our troubling discovery. This sparked a chain reaction which ultimately led to the young man walking, head hung low, to the bathroom where, we like to hope, he finally washed his hands. Now, this is where the story would normally end. This one, however, goes on. So those of us at the table got to talking about the signs posted in restaurant restrooms that remind employees to wash their hands. To see if this was blatantly ignored, I made another trip to the little boys room to check things out. To my surprise, there was no sign reminding employees to practice the luxury of hand washing. There WAS, however, a sign reminding men that if they found themselves pregnant, that they should not consume alcoholic beverages as they are known to cause birth defects. Thank god I read it when I did, I poured the rest of my margarita down the drain right away!
-webpablo out!
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Posted: Tuesday - April 25, 2006 at 12:17 AM |